ТАРАКАНЫ (Из книги «ДОЖДИ»)

Буржуи-тараканы устроились в коттеджах.

Есть же деньги у них, есть же!

У кого в карманах пусто,

На помойках обитают,

Правда, без дуста.

И собаки там не лают.

У них у самих забот – полон рот.

Тараканов, слава богу, собаки не едят.

Тем самым людям вредят.

Если откровенно, тараканы в толк не возьмут,

За что на них человек ополчился?

Работают химические комбинаты,

Миллиарды тараканов из жизни изъяты,

Сплошной геноцид.

Вот почему тараканы решили провести плебисцит

С повесткой дня: «Доколе нас травить будут?

Чем мы хуже мух и комаров?

Кровопийцы и распространители заразы

Летают хоть бы что.

Скажем сразу:

Свободой, равенством и братством

Здесь не пахнет.

Кто-то по мухе хлопушкой бабахнет,

Ну, одну убьет, ну, другую,

Нам же химическую войну объявили такую…

Не возрадуешься!

Какое решение примем, братцы?

Если вкратце -

Сражаться и… размножаться!»

«Совокупляйтесь, господа, как можно чаще

И разбегайтесь по всему свету,

Следуя моему совету».

Так сказал Тараканий Бог.

Он от апокалипсиса свою паству предостерег.

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